Just saying. Shezi Huggins and Kamron Julien are boys for life. Loyalty and realness come strong in these guys 

Nkosi Smart does not only subsist on red women and big boobies. I believe if you cut me open there is a little more to it than that. 

*likes red girls*.*Likes big tits*. I always want what I can’t have :(

I really really wish sometimes I could build a time machine. I’d go back to my younger self, kick him in the nuts and tell him stop his shit. Then I realise it would be a bad idea since I am a stubborn mule. 

This was a bad idea from the get go. Thank god for sugar. 

We put too much faith in love and honest

You know, I find it quite silly sometimes that we, a race of evolved super monkeys (I am not looking for any sort of religious squabbles, start any and I WILL cut you down) make the most erratic and nonsensical decisions with little to no benefit whatsoever. But I think I understand why. We’re a race of evolved super monkeys. I wonder what cave men used to do for fun. Isn’t that strange? We evolved from flinging poo and bashing each other over the head to talking poo and bashing each other’s feelings. 

Secret to life? The world is shit. Accept this and you have dealt with 90% of your personal/emotional problems. Try it. I guarantee it works. That or it makes new ones. Either way, I am certainly NOT responsible for your psychiatrist visits or the bills they bring.